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    Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

    It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

    if you want information it is

    and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

    why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

    There’s the hufflepuff

    (Source: picapixels)



    My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

    "Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

    "Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

    "Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

    I would watch the fuck out of that shit, and maybe even exercise to it too!

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